The Life Of Dirty D

Welcome to my world. It's about damn time I put up a blog. Just your average 21 year old female trying to figure out life and making mine one of hell of a ride in the process. Join my Get Healthy movement, have a giggle at my stupid antics and adventures, watch me at my worst and hopefully I can inspire you at my best.

That's right, I'm doing me, and this is what i'm going to do til it's over. But it's far from over.

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→ 29 Feb 12 at 10 am
Making moves

So I can make bigger moves in my life. Moves where I will have to leave my comfort zones. Yet somehow, I am more excited than afraid like I would usually be. My gut tells me I will do something special in my life.

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→ 16 Feb 12 at 6 am

(Source: watchingtelly, via queensassafrass)
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→ 08 Feb 12 at 8 am

bitchalacarte:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
bitchalacarte: • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

→ 31 Jan 12 at 2 am
I miss roller derby

So much and it’s only been one week… One long ass grueling week. And not being able to workout hard is getting me down.


Time to suck it up and come up with an awesome eating plan and workouts that dont involve my knee.

Might as well read up on rules and think about strategy. YouTubed bouts here I come.

Derby where have you been all my life

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→ 20 Jan 12 at 12 pm

Buh bye 160’s!!!!
Buh bye 160’s!!!!

→ 18 Jan 12 at 8 pm

Makeshift hot tub time… Aka my bathtub. F*** you snow.

Making progress in the bikini :) 161 today. 159 by Sunday? I think so.
Again don’t get it twisted.

“The true test should not really be pounds lost but rather inches, because we know that muscle weighs more than fat.”

Word up
Makeshift hot tub time… Aka my bathtub. F*** you snow. Making progress in the bikini :) 161 today. 159 by Sunday? I think so. Again don’t get it twisted. “The true test should not really be pounds lost but rather inches, because we know that muscle weighs more than fat.” Word up

→ 17 Jan 12 at 4 am

Stop over thinking shit…

Sometimes… It’s nice just laying next to a warm body that supplies you with good conversation and makes reality melt away for awhile…

Doesn’t mean I want you to be my boyfriend.
Stop over thinking shit… Sometimes… It’s nice just laying next to a warm body that supplies you with good conversation and makes reality melt away for awhile… Doesn’t mean I want you to be my boyfriend.

→ 17 Jan 12 at 4 am

Life is uncertain so always eat your desert first*
Life is uncertain so always eat your desert first*

→ 17 Jan 12 at 3 am

“if you see it in your mind, you’re going to hold it in your hand.”
-bob proctor
“if you see it in your mind, you’re going to hold it in your hand.” -bob proctor